Return of the Nutty Professor

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As it happened, von Shmendrick was not at home due to a prior obligation at the Lipshitz bar mitzvah.

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Studies Indicate That Ignorance Is Bliss

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A recent survey conducted by “The Survival of the Specious Foundation,” a local community college think tank, revealed conclusively that ignorance is, indeed, bliss. Social scientists have long suspected this to be true and, ironically, are less happy now that they know it. To hear anecdotal supporting data, click HERE.

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The Four-One-One on “Five, Five, Five”

The Winnerys are a pop band out of Madrid that make you remember why you loved the Beatles. Here’s a catchy song from their CD “Daily Urban Times” called “Five, Five, Five.”

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Time To Walk Away

Here’s England’s James Hunter delivering some old school soul like a latter day Sam Cooke. “I’ll Walk Away” is from his 2006 release called “People Gonna Talk.” When you hear something this good, it’s hard to walk away.

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Alden Kahn on AiiRadio

imageDJ3M2 will feature a few of our preposterous pop songs on AiiRadio this Thursday, January 12th between 10PM and 12AM EST. AiiRadio plays all kinds of independent music from all over the planet and DJ3M2 spins a tasty, eclectic mix that includes anything from Coldplay-style rock to ballads to, apparently, quirky, cartoonish retro-pop. Consider listening in as the wacky misadventures ensue.
Charlie “Pops” Lujack
Heedless Envoy of Glaring Implications

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It’s Time To Play: Which Review Is Real?

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Can You Guess “Which Review Is Real?”

“The sophomore effort from Alden Kahn and the KOs will definitely launch them from relative obscurity into utter oblivion.” –Groovetastic On Line
“…the music sounds like Elvis Costello with a horn section…grandiose and overstated, and beautifully produced. Mr. Kahn knows his pop, and this album moves with plenty of pure pop sensibility in a variety of genres, almost like some sort of twisted musical.”
–Mish Mash Indie Review
“The appeal of Alden Kahn cannot be denied, but only because the subject never comes up.”
–Songcraft Magazine

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Operation Overwatch

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The characters in “Operation: Overwatch” are fictional. Any resemblance to the real Santa Claus, living or dead, is strictly coincidental.

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Cactus Christmas

The phenomenal Brian Setzer Orchestra dialed it down a few notches for this tasty and unique carol. Knock down a stiff egg nog and have a Cactus Christmas.

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The Prancing Lizard’s Last Dance

General Ahn Wei’s offensive is stopped in it’s tracks when the KOs take the offensive! In fact, this entire endeavor is offensive because, as noted philosopher Donna Summer pointed out, when we’re bad, we’re so, so bad. Now, take an antacid and subject yourself to The Shadowy Cartel Conspiracy, Epi. 5: The Prancing Lizard’s Last Dance.

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Food Chain of Love

image“Food Chain of Love” was played on KWVA’s Snap, Crackle, Pop and WBZH’s Journey To Midnight last Friday. They feature an eclectic mix of great music. And, apparently, both stations are amenable to playing weird musical tributes to the Darwinian aspects of romance…like this song, which we present in the unashamed spirit of crass self-promotion.
Charlie “Pops” Lujack
The Duke of Diminutive Acumen
Food Chain of Love by Alden Kahn

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