No challenge is too daunting, no mission is too dangerous, and no hyperbole is too exaggerated for Alden Kahn and the KOs.
 Alden Kahn - The tough and resourceful leader of a deadly group of pop music trouble-shooters. A man of few words, and even fewer thoughts. |
 Derrick “Skins” Flint - Tales of his drumming prowess never fail to amaze the easily fascinated |
 Horatio “Hornblower” Reed - People are intrigued that this sax player has a third nipple, but they often wish he would just shut up about it. |
 Wyatt Spencer aka “the Law” - Although this bassist looks like a Dennis Weaver stunt double on McCloud, he earned his true notoriety by facing down the violent gang known as the Brothers brothers: Big Ed Brothers, Sr., siblings Sid and Charlie Brothers, their psychopathic cohort Wesley Brothers (no relation), and their half-wit cousin, Bobo the Monkey Boy. |
 the Kid - Learned to play the axe from New Orleans masters Lips Jackson and Heartbreak Stubbs, but it was sharp and unwieldly, so he picked up the trumpet. |
 Mickey “Bones” O’Brannon - It takes a lot of guys to outnumber this trombonist and ex-Dublin bouncer, especially if he is drunk…which he probably is. |
 Vinnie “the Axe” Vicelli - A lead guitarist who lives by only one rule: there are no rules…thus leaving him in a quandary of mutually exclusive outcomes. |
 Ragin’ Rick Tempo - One hard-drinking, ugly, skinny, crazy redneck rhythm guitarist whose tooth-to-tattoo ratio is almost 1:1, but not because he has a lot of tattoos. |
 Charlie “Pops” Lujack - Arranges KO covert missions, manages the band, handles music business endeavors, and sometimes forgets where he lives or how to tie his shoe. |
With their leader they would go anywhere…
challenge anyone…
dare everything…
and play quirky pop music for pennies.