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OFFICIAL DOSSIER
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 Alden Kahn |
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 Derrick "Skins" Flint
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 "Mr. Fantastic"
Reed Richards
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 Wyatt Spencer
aka "the Law"
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 the Kid
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 Mickey "Bones" O'Brannon
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 Vinnie "the Axe" Vicelli
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 Ragiin' Rick Tempo
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 Charlie "Pops" Lujack
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With their leader they would go anywhere...
challenge anyone...
dare everything...
and play pop music for pennies |
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| Exclusive interview with Charlie "Pops" Lujack |
Tyler Cheesewheel, "In Depth" Magazine (C): So, what are the Knockouts all about?
Lujack (L): They're a highly skilled trouble-shooting consortium that handles messy international problems with lethal efficiency and produces great retro-pop music.
C: Isn't that line of work rather strange?
L: No stranger than a career as a fictitous interviewer of the cartoon manager of a fabricated band led by the notional alter-ego of the songwriter behind the entire operation.
C: Touche'.
L: Gesundheit.
C: What do the KOs do to relax during down time?
L: They attend poetry readings and perform interpretive dance.
C: Really?
L: No, of course not. They are deadly, covert operatives who play pop music. There's no down time for relaxing. Get a grip.
C: I see....and how is the shadowy mercenary / pop band business these days?
L: The KOs are in great demand after achieving worldwide popularity following the release of their first record, "The Rise and Fall."
C: But aren't artistic fame and covert secrecy diametrically opposed?
L: They would be but, as luck would have it, my previous statement about the success of the first record was blatant sarcasm. Thus, therfore, ergo, the band is not actually in danger
of blowing their cover or of even being recognized. Would you care to undermine the band's entire
"globe-trotting trouble-shooter pop group" marketing gimmick with more of your blundering, obtuse observations?
C: And unfortunately that's all we have time for...
L: Yeah. Whatever, punk.
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