Category Archives: Alden Kahn

Posted on February 21, 2012 by Charlie

Tug Of War

Here’s “Tug Of War,” our latest reckless assault on the pop rock music genre. Do not be concerned; there are no long-term studies that conclusively prove that listening will result in irreparable emotional scarring. However, within the first few bars … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on February 16, 2012 by Charlie

First Thing’s First

Though the world hangs in the balance, some urgent matters just can’t wait. Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on January 25, 2012 by Charlie

Return of the Nutty Professor

As it happened, von Shmendrick was not at home due to a prior obligation at the Lipshitz bar mitzvah. Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on January 18, 2012 by Charlie

Studies Indicate That Ignorance Is Bliss

A recent survey conducted by “The Survival of the Specious Foundation,” a local community college think tank, revealed conclusively that ignorance is, indeed, bliss. Social scientists have long suspected this to be true and, ironically, are less happy now that … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on January 2, 2012 by Charlie

Alden Kahn on AiiRadio

DJ3M2 will feature a few of our preposterous pop songs on AiiRadio this Thursday, January 12th between 10PM and 12AM EST. AiiRadio plays all kinds of independent music from all over the planet and DJ3M2 spins a tasty, eclectic mix … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on December 31, 2011 by Charlie

It’s Time To Play: Which Review Is Real?

Can You Guess “Which Review Is Real?” “The sophomore effort from Alden Kahn and the KOs will definitely launch them from relative obscurity into utter oblivion.” –Groovetastic On Line “…the music sounds like Elvis Costello with a horn section…grandiose and … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on December 19, 2011 by Charlie

Operation Overwatch

The characters in “Operation: Overwatch” are fictional. Any resemblance to the real Santa Claus, living or dead, is strictly coincidental.

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Posted on December 9, 2011 by Charlie

The Prancing Lizard’s Last Dance

General Ahn Wei’s offensive is stopped in it’s tracks when the KOs take the offensive! In fact, this entire endeavor is offensive because, as noted philosopher Donna Summer pointed out, when we’re bad, we’re so, so bad. Now, take an … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on December 5, 2011 by Charlie

Food Chain of Love

“Food Chain of Love” was played on KWVA’s Snap, Crackle, Pop and WBZH’s Journey To Midnight last Friday. They feature an eclectic mix of great music. And, apparently, both stations are amenable to playing weird musical tributes to the Darwinian … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on November 11, 2011 by Charlie

Rendezvous With Oblivion

Get set for relentless suspense! Non-stop action! Endless toilet jokes! Gird your loins, because this is The Shadowy Cartel Conspiracy, Episode 4:Rendezvous With Oblivion. The KOs lay plans to disrupt the Shadowy Cartel’s evil plans, but General Ahn Wei and … Read the rest of this entry →

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