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You have reached the Headquarters of Alden Kahn and the KOs, a venue that showcases the eclectic pop stylings of a group that is often referred to as "the most entertaininging band of men since the ravenous Mongol Hordes swept across the steppes of Asia." The KnockOuts are an elite crew of musical operatives who've earned a fearsome reputation criss-crossing the globe on dangerous covert assignments, influencing world events via daring political intrigue, and producing quirky pop songs ...and by adamantly refusing to pay too much for a decent Reuben sandwich ...unless it's late and room service is all that's available. But their fearsome reputation was mostly earned from their perilous lifestyle and great tunes. From the treacherous back alleys of Tangier, to the powerful boardrooms of Brussels to the exotic shores of Thailand, the Mercenaries of Melody deliver pop music to order for fans, clients, publishers, and the four out of five dentists who recommend Alden Kahn to their patients who chew gum. When the fate of the world is at stake...When an international catastrophe is imminent...When cool retro-pop music is desperately needed... The Partisans of Pop deliver the KnockOut punch (according to fairly reliable sources). The KOs are currently completing a perilous mission somewhere in the jungles of Malaysia, but they hope you enjoy listening to their music. BRACE YOURSELF FOR EXCITEMENT AND ADVENTURE! |
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